He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Shame is for Republicans.
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