There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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