Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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