Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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