Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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