i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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