There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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