...so i touched it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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