I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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