I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
