Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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