we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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