Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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