You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
