If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sorry my hands just texted you
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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