your room smells of hookers.
And success
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
