Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
