I want to walk on stilts...naked
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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