You really coming over, don't trick.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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