Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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