i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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