Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
