So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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