the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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