Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So I just went to clothing optional bar
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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