I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
