forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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