Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My bed smells like the plague
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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