Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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