all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
