I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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