Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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