well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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