we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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