The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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