i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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