normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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