I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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