well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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