yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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