Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm like, not good at living.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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