Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my liver is dry heaving
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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