its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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