i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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