He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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