no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
