Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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