HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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