Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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