all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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