Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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