real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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