im gay
i know
yea but for you.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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