nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i've created a new STD.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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