I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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