I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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